Major Announcement

Hello fellow citizens of America,

My name is Buckaroo Banzai, and I am here to request that you vote for me as your next President of the United States of America.

Why I Run

Our country is in major crisis. We have threats like the Red Lectroids from Planet 10 that potentially pose a problem to our great nation. We cannot trust my opponents Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton to master navigation of the 8th Dimension.

So I, together with my cabinet of the Hong Kong Cavaliers, pledge to defend our nation from these existential threats.


Thank you America for giving me this opportunity to run for President of the U.S. Please, read more about me or donate to my campaign today.

And remember the words of my famous campaign slogan: “Wherever you go, there you are.”

~ Buckaroo Banzai


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