My name is Buckaroo Banzai. I am currently running to be the 45th President of the United States of America, and I am honored to tell you some things about myself.
Who Am I?
I was born in 1950 and am the son of two scientists – Masado Banzai and Sandra Willoughby. During my early life my family travelled from London after escaping from Japan and eventually settled in Texas. While traveling through the midwest – in states such as Arizona and Colorado, I was named “Buckaroo”.
Today, I am involved in a variety of professions, from neuroscience to saving the planet
- Particle Physicist
- Race Car Driver
- Rock Star
- Ninja Samurai
- Comic Book Hero
- Last Hope of the Human Race
My latest accomplishment to date is saving the planet from the evil Red Lectroids from Planet 10, who travelled to our planet via the 8th Dimension.
What Can I Bring To America?
Today, I am running a Presidential campaign to be the 45th President of the United States of America. I believe that after defending the planet from aliens from outer space, I can easily defend this great country. I will make us a nation that truly will protect us from aliens and not destroy Russia.
If you have any interest in my campaign, please take a look at my personal platform here. If you have any questions, you may email me directly at email@example.com or call me at +1 (800) BUCKAROO